Samantha asked:

I’m writing the first chapter of my story. It starts off with my main character Kim instant messsaging her boyfriend Benjamin. Kim is breaking up with Benjamin. I need hilarious break up phrases, quotes, lines, or a dialogue. I want it to be really funny but harsh and mean at the same time because Kim is very cruel, cocky, and sarcastic.

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